12-27-07 SmackDown! Recap

This should be my last SmackDown! recap for a while, Groovy should be back next Friday.

Tonight was the best matches of 2007.

#5--Money in the Bank Ladder Match at Wrestlemania 23

Edge vs. Matt Hardy vs. Finlay vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Randy Orton vs. King Booker vs. CM Punk

Jeff Hardy gave up the chance to win to beat the crap out of Edge. It was pretty cool.

Commercial Break One Missed Call looks good

Hornswoggle starts interfering and is about to win for Finlay when Kennedy starts beating on Horny. It ends with Kennedy winning.

Beth Phoenix is something like Diva of the Year or some crap like that.

Commercial Break for Watsons. My brother totally had the hots for Jennifer the Watsons' girl.

Smack of the Night was HHH's return at Summer Slam where he defeated King Booker

#4--Orton vs. HHH in Last Man Standing Match at No Mercy

Commercial Break Meet the Spartans looks awesome!!!

For some reason the color of the match went bye bye. Orton wins. Joy.

Now they show Ric Flair's ultimatum. Win or retire.

Commercial Break Pizza Hut x2 now I want pizza

Slam of the Week was a quick recap of the 15th Anniversary of Raw

#3--John Cena vs. HBK in England on Raw

They had some counter thing in the corner to keep track of how long the match was going on. Before the commercial break it was over 35 minutes and there were lots of near falls.

Commercial Break some lame movie, I didn't even write down the name

HBK hits Sweet Chin Music and wins the match at 60 minutes and 15 seconds.

There is a Tribute to the Troops recap thing and Hillary Clinton says stuff.

Commercial Break and I wanna see Walk Hard

OOOOOO FUN STUFF!!!! Just a small sample of the awesomeness that has gone on this year:

SAVE_US.222 is Y2J, I thought they were Doritos adds.

Horny is Vince's SON!!!!

Stone Cold gives Maria and Santino Marella a beer shower.

Eve wins the Diva Search

Edge is the new champ

Vince vs. The Donald, Vince gets shaved

#2--Survivor Series Match

HHH, Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, Kane, and Matt Hardy, oh wait MVP hurt Matt Hardy so scratch him. SO HHH, Jeff Hardy, Rey Mysterio, and Kane vs. Umaga, Finlay, Mr. Kennedy, Big Daddy V, and MVP. 5 on 4

Rey Rey helped Jeff Hardy with Poetry in Motion, I love that move. Kane is the first to be eliminated, the Rey Rey. That means its 2 on 5. CRAP!

Commercial Break MORE LAME MOVIES

Out goes MVP, then Kennedy. HHH and Jeff pull a double DDT on Big Daddy V. Hes gone. Tis leaves Finlay and Umaga vs HHH and Jeff Hardy. Out goes Finlay. HHH tags Jeff, then Pedigrees Umaga, Jeff hits a Swanton Bomb and pins Umaga. And yes, they win, Jeff wore a blue belt that night.

Commercial Break Whopper Freak Out YAY

#1--Undertaker vs. Batista at Wrestlemania 23

Taker does Old School. I kinda like that move, but my mom hates it

Commercial Break The Extinction looks pretty good

Tombstone Pile Driver on Batista and Taker WINS!!!

Then they show Vicky Guerrero and Edge with their gross little romance thing. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

That was tonight's show. Hope you enjoyed it. I will be doing Monday, but Groovy will be back next Friday, until then, bye.