12-24-07 RAW recap

Yeah, yeah, I'm a bit late with this one. Oh well, you will get over it.

This episode was the Tribute to the Troops. They were broadcasting from Iraq. The announcers were Michael Cole and Jerry "The King" Lawler. And Lillian Garcia was in a pretty Mrs. Clause outfit. I liked hers.

It starts with Orton vs. Y2J. King said that there are "1,500 lights to spell Bah Humbug" on top of Randy Orton's house. I giggled. Some time during the match, Jericho grabs a camera from one of the fans and takes a pic of Orton on the ground. That was awesome!

Commercial Break and there was a NEW Whopper Freak Out where they gave the people Big Macs and Wendy's burgers

We come back and Orton gets put in the Walls of Jericho. We hear bells. YAY, oh crap its JBL. The match is over when JBL enters the ring. Lovely. Orton hits the RKO but Y2J wins, on DQ. Orton tells JBL that Jericho is all his. Y2J vs JBL. Not now though. JBL hits the Clothesline from H3ll.

Commercial Break for the USO

They show all the Superstars being friendly, nice, and all kinds of fun being had by one and all. John Cena is even there. There is lots and lots of thanks for our troops.

Commercial Break for Nintendo DS

Jeff Hardy vs. Carlito is next. Jeff comes out with face paint and a lovely white belt, and in case you didn't notice, I will be commenting on the color of his belt every time I see it. Carlito tries o spit an apple at Jeff, but instead, Jeff hits a Twist of Fate and a Swanton Bomb, he pins Carlito and wins the match. YAY!

We then get to see more of the troops.

Commercial Break the Simpson's Movie is on DVD

We are treated to troop memories. Its sad.

Vince comes out and introduces a Diva's match. Layla and Kelly Kelly vs. Mickey James and Maria.

Commercial Break and I wanna see Walk Hard

We come back to the match and King lets us know that last year, he asked for "puppies" and got a real puppy. We then see a double Bronco Buster preformed by Maria and Mickey James. I haven't see one of those since Road Dogg left. Vince interrupts. He says we have seen enough. He says that Santa won't come to Iraq.

Out comes SANTA!!! YAY SANTA!!!!!!!! He says that Vince has always been bad. Vince says he isn't the real Santa. Santa has a letter that Vince wrote when he was young. It says:

Dear Santa,
I haven't been entirely good this year. But I want a rooster. A rooster with a coat. A GIANT rooster. Oh, PS I want a red rider bb gun.

We find out Santa is JOHN CENA YAY!!!!! And vince gets FU'd.

The Divas then pass out the presents "Santa" brought in his "bulging and heave sack."

More troops.

Commercial Break about Staying Above the Influence of drugs and alcohol. (look ma, I didn't need spell check for that one!)

They show a re-enlistment ceremony and a bunch of pics taken with the troops.

Commercial Break for the regular Whopper Freak Out

We come back and find out that the soccer stadium they are fighting in has a legend behind it. Saddam Hussein had the entire soccer team killed there when they didn't win some championship.

Now its Rey Mysterio vs. Mark Henry. Rey Rey hits the 619 and pins Henry for the win YAY!!!

More troop memories

Commercial Break for eSurance

They show Cena on a tour, more Iraq shots, and Jericho on his first Iraq trip.

Commercial Break I don't wanna see I am Legend

DX comes out. DX vs. Umaga and Kennedy

Commercial Break for Whopper Freak Out again

HBK gets the crap beat out of him. HHH starts celaning house. DX wins. They bring troops in the ring. There is a mass SUCK IT. And lots of love for the troops!!!

Theres the recap. Now on to SmackDown! in the next entry.