RAW Recap for 12-17-07

Ok, so tonight was interesting. I missed some stuff because I was on the phone with my uncle for a while and talking to some people I happen to like very much, but I paid as much attention as I possibly could. So here we go. Oh and no brutal metal tonight, it was me and one other person, so he decided to stop playing music. Ummm, I know I said that I would be off until Friday, but me and my mom worked something out. I will do Raw, and she will do Smackdown!

So it starts with some stuff and then a recap of the end of last week's Raw. Well I already did that, so I won't be doing it again. Then the theme song again.

It starts off with a "Santa's Little Helper Match" which apparently means that some divas will come out dressed like skanky Christmas figures and fight. It was Melina, Jillian Hall, Layla, and Victoria vs. Mickey James, Maria, Kelly Kelly, and Michelle McCool. There was lots of shiny stuff, Santa hats, and fur. I honestly couldn't watch, so I listened. Mickey James' team won and the there was like a diva dog pile. Melina's team was then thrown into each other and they fell, it was funny.

Vince McMahon comes out and kicks the divas out of the ring. He said he was humiliated last week, I thought it was funny. He also said it seemed we all "enjoyed my anguish." I know I did. Then he says we broke his heart. Funny, I didn't know you could break something that never existed. And then my favorite wrestler comes out. YAY JEFF HARDY. He goes on th say some stuff, he has a pretty blue belt on, and the he compared Vince to Saddam Hussein. I laughed. He actually says "We don't wanna hate you, but you don't give us a choice." And Vince sits in the corner.

Commercial Break there were 2 commercials for Bod Man Fragrance Spray, by Body Fantasy

We come back and see William Regal and a referee talking to Vince. Regal keeps saying "Come on lets go." But Vince doesn't move. Triple H comes out YAY! he said to mark the time because Vince officially flipped, I looked at the clock it was 8:21 pm CST.

HHH then sits next to Vince and puts his arm around him. AWWWWWW. He than gets threatened by William Regal. There is a stare down and Regal says he's gonna call security. Vince gets up and grabs the mic. He says that Regal needs to go get Johnathan Coachman. Fan-flipping-tastic. The match is announced, HHH vs. Coach and Regal. And its next.

Commercial Break I want Halloween on DVD

Then out comes Coach and Regal, no not out of the closet, although I think they are both in one, possibly together. They are wearing suits, yes suits. HHH is in jeans and a t-shirt. Some stuff happens, Regal decides he needs to cheat and grabs some brass knuckles. He gets a spine buster. Coach grabs the knucks, and HHH sees. He gives them to HHH and then gets rewarded with a pedigree. HHH wins.

Next they show some still shots from Y2J vs. Randy Orton. JBL interferes and Y2J looses.

Commercial Break YAY YAY YAY Psych is coming back January 11 YAY

They have a Raw Rewind and show the tag team title change from last week.

The match now is Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes vs. Cade and Murdoch for the titles. Some stuff happens and Cade is given a DDT so Rhodes pins him and wins the match.

Commercial Break Balls of Fury Fa La La La La La La La La

Slam of the week, Ric Flair saying "I will NEVER retire."

Flair comes out and says some stuff. He loves the fans, the business, and being The Nature Boy. He has to BE THE MAN and he wont go out with out being in the fight of his life.

Commercial Break I REALLY want Halloween on DVD

Flair fights Umaga, and wins. I was sorta on the phone at this point.

Commercial Break-------phone still

Y2J says some stuff, JBL comes on the jumbo-tron thing and says some stuff. Since I was on the phone, I am just gonna say what I think was said.

"I am Y2J. I am the sexy beast baby!!! RAW IS JERICHO!!! Would you please SHUT THE H3LL UP!!! @$$ CLOWN."

"I am JBL. I think I rock, I don't. Blah blah blah, Jericho is a pansy. I rock I rock I ROCK!!!! And I am the best wrestler so F YOU!!!!!"

"Come prove it!!! YEAH I'M Y2J!!!"

"Oh I will. I am coming back to wrestle on MONDAY NIGHT RAW!!!!"

dun dun dun that may not have been what was really said, but JBL is coming to Raw and Jericho is awesome.

Commercial Break---------getting off the phone

Now its Santino Marella and Carlito vs. Paul London and Brian Kendrick (yummy). Some stuff happens and Carlito uses a backstabber on Kendrick and wins (BOOOOOO!!!!!!). But it gets all better when Marella says "You like t swap spit with men who don't want to be cool." And he didn't know what the problem with that was.

Commercial Break 40 Year Old Virgin is gonna be on USA soon

There is and interview with Randy Orton, great more pompous drivel. Something about how Jeff Hardy will never pin him blah blah blah. And we find out that Jeff Hardy will face Orton at The Royal Rumble since he beat HHH. YAY FOR HIM!!!

HHH and Flair are talking and HHH is saying that Flair will always be there. Vincce comes out and says that on New Year's HHH will fight Flair.

Commercial Break I wanna see Balls of Fury

JEFF HARDY!!! Ok, so its the start of the tag match between Jeff Hardy with HBK and Mr. Kennedy with Orton. It starts with Hardy and Orton. And then there is some stuff, but all I remember is a very nice shot of HBK's hiney.

Commercial Break and that Whopper Freak out looks awesome

We come back and see some pain being inflicted on Jeff Hardy. But then there is an attempted twist of fate, then an attempted RKO, then a successful twist of fate and a swanton bomb. JEFF HARDY PINS RANDY ORTON. That means he just proved Orton wrong. HA

Thats the end of the night. So thanks for reading and stuff, now good bye.