Friday, December 7, 2007

Hello and Welcome!

My name is Groovy Noodles. I'm just your basic mini-van driving soccer mom with three beautiful children. My daughters are 18 and 9, and my son is 7. I am doing this blog with my 18-year old daughter, Alienated. I'd tell you a little about her, but she can write her own bio. And if she doesn't, I'll ground her squirrelly butt.

You may be wondering why I would want to write a blog about wrestling. The answer is, I don't. I want to write a blog about hot men with tight bodies who look good in skimpy wrestling gear.

Truthfully about 5 years ago, we were really into wrestling. This was back in the days of The Rock (uber-hot), Stone Cold Steve Austin (one BAMF), Kurt Angle (you suck), Edge (Mr. Yummy Man) and Chris Jericho (Y2J Y2Hot). We went to every RAW, SmackDown, and Pay-Per-View that came to our town and bought all the merch. I still have my Rock and Rey Mysterio bobble-heads sitting on top of my microwave, and I still wear my Edge Head t-shirt all the time.

Alienated has kept up with wrestling somewhat, but I really let go of that particular obsession until a few months ago. Now I'm back to watching it again, and I faithfully check a few wrestling websites for news every day.

I can't tell you the name of a single move these guys do (though my daughter can name a few) but I can tell you who looks good doing them, and I'm pretty good about following the story lines. Also, I'm totally addicted to blogging, so it only makes sense that I invite you into my Monday and Friday nights so I can share my current views on the WWE. We won't, however, be covering Pay-Per-Views, because we don't have the funds to pay for any views right now. Feel free to send us some funds if you want.

Sit back, relax, and pop open a cold one (not you Alienated -- you're underage) and read what these two chicks who dig wrasslin' have to say. Feel free to use the comment box to agree, disagree, tell us your life story -- whatever you want, unless you're a spammer. If you're a spammer, we'll send HHH over to your house to pile-drive you. Whatever that is.

That's it from me for now. Until next time, have a groovy day!

2 comments:

alienated said...

HHH PEDIGREE!!!!! not pile-driver

Groovy Noodles said...

Eh, whatever. He looks hot in his little shorty-things.